Plain-English money help · NZ small biz

Accounting is boring. That’s the best part.

The Boring Accountant is all about taking the boring parts of money and turning them into simple, practical steps — especially for Kiwis and small business owners. If that sounds useful, sign up below so you don’t miss the next one.

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The boring promise
  • We sell you nothing — no courses, no coaching funnel.
  • Written for humans, not for the IRD website.
  • Built for New Zealand — GST, the IRD and all our local quirks.

What we make less terrifying

The unavoidable bits of running a business in NZ, in order of how much they keep you up at night.

01

Business

Starting, running, and not accidentally blowing up a New Zealand small business.

02

Finance

Loans, interest, and what the numbers are actually trying to tell you.

03

Tax

GST, provisional tax and the IRD — explained without the headache.

04

AI

What the new tools actually do for a small business, minus the hype.

05

Cashflow

How to be profitable on paper and broke in the bank at the same time.

06

You

The part no spreadsheet covers: paying yourself properly, switching off, and not burning out running the thing.

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Boring is a feature, not a bug

01

We sell you nothing

No affiliate links, no “wealth” webinars, no coaching funnel at the end. Just articles.

02

Written for humans

If a sentence reads like the IRD website, we rewrite it until it doesn’t.

03

Properly New Zealand

GST is 15%, the tax year ends 31 March, and we actually know that.

The Newsletter

One boring email.
Every Friday.

Each Friday, one thing worth knowing about running money through a New Zealand small business — explained properly, with no asterisks.